Season 3 character creation

It always starts slowly, with dice rolls. Our GM Bill has decided that we have enough experience after two seasons, so we got much less dices to roll and zero re-rolls if numbers are bad. Only thing we had was that we could exchange dice rolls between characters.

To Bill's surprise and horror, we actually managed to have a normal conversation about this. Almost like ... normal humans.

I made a big tiddy elf, another guy made a sneaky goblin, all was good.

Well HERE is where things got spicy, because we started rolling our backstories!

Our resident goblin, Mud, turned out to have been a chad of a goblin, scoring babes and leaving them when he got bored. He then killed couple of soliders (quite a feat for the goblin) and he escaped and hid as an elf baby in a crib by taking it's place. He continued to do this for couple of years, eating baby after baby which elf woman birthed. After a while, she got tired of it and mated with an ogre. This is how Thokkk was born.

The goblin and the orge/elf turned out be a fine couple of brothers, and Thokkk's dad did his best to raise him well. Until the day he left to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back. Around some time, little hybrid got a vision of sort and was tutored by a wise man. Later on, Mud and Thokkk set out on a life of crime and adventure together. At one point, a priest tried to fondle Thokkk. It did not end well.



Thokkk was sentenced to a long labor under watchful eye of our paladin Rigave, and his brother Mud as his keeper. Rigave was a normal dog, but was evolved by magic and became a mighty warrior. Mostly. He vowed to his parents to be the best of the best he can be.

I also rolled for Nira's back story. She was a dusk elf sorceress in a village which was struck by a curse which drained everyone's constitution, leaving her to care for her son, her second husband and his daughter. They tried to seek refuge with regular elves, but did not get good reception. It kinda influenced her view on things, which is why she gave zero fucks when she took good dice rolls from resident elf.

Part 3 out of 3

In this chapter we did the said elf's backstory. Wildlife Father and his family were born in servitude of Chief Tan, and they did backbreaking labor as log rollers.

After a while, Wildlife Father decided to leave this business and become a sailor and later on a solider. Somewhere along the way, he met Mud and his brother Thokkk. Wildlife Father was also hunted by Tan and his friend the priest, so he decided to join our group which worked at peat farms. Nira has joined the group as a cook, after working as a chef for some time before.

We were also joined by Xingxi, a monk monkey who was trying to get away from her father Rustlin' Majere, a wizard who was pushing her to follow his path. With that, all the "regular" stories were set up, which you can seen in an overview here:

>>>Story Chart<<<

Then we rolled for good looks. The bloody goblin rolled 18 out of 18.



Then males in the party rolled for dick size.

Goblin got 12 out of 12. Inches. Everyone else also got high numbers. 12. 12. 8.

Fucking foot clan.

Our GM's words, not mine.

AND SO OUR ADVENTURES BEGUN!!!