I had the oddest dream few nights ago: I was on a tram going to deliver a VHS to a Turkish Sultan (that's his castle in the background ![:wow:]( "Wow!")
) from my dad (how the fuck did he talked me into that? ). While I was driving I meet and started making out with humanized Fluttershy ![:wtf:]( "WTF?!")
, which is extra odd, but was nice ![:love:]( "Love")
. She wore green sweater and red beret and was bit slutty, but still shy, so we postponed "whatever" ![;)]( ";) (Wink)")
we were planning to do later. After all, I am man that honors previously engagements, so I got off and went to deliver VHS to the Sultan. Castle in itself was also awesome, guarder by guards who looked like weird mix of Grim reaper and "Spanish inquisition" ![:clap:]( "Clap")
. There was some Gypsy midget who didn't let me sit on a chair, so I bitch slap him. ![:XD:]( "XD")
Then I woke up and was like "Who the fucks uses VHS these days?" ![:lol:]( "LOL")
And if you think THAT was weird, few months ago I dreamed picture on the right. Every single bit of it, I shit you not.
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) from my dad (how the fuck did he talked me into that? ). While I was driving I meet and started making out with humanized Fluttershy 
, which is extra odd, but was nice 
. She wore green sweater and red beret and was bit slutty, but still shy, so we postponed "whatever" 
we were planning to do later. After all, I am man that honors previously engagements, so I got off and went to deliver VHS to the Sultan. Castle in itself was also awesome, guarder by guards who looked like weird mix of Grim reaper and "Spanish inquisition" 
. There was some Gypsy midget who didn't let me sit on a chair, so I bitch slap him. 
Then I woke up and was like "Who the fucks uses VHS these days?" 
And if you think THAT was weird, few months ago I dreamed picture on the right. Every single bit of it, I shit you not.
